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Women Quteos
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
-- Pablo Picasso

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
-- Miguel De Cervantes

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. -- Sean Williamson

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
-- Gloria Steinem

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
-- Norman Mailer

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
-- Colleen McCullough

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
-- Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
-- Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook Nigella Lawson)
Friendship Quotes
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Anonymous
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
-- Albert Camus
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
-- Agatha Christie
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
-- Lord Burleigh
Friendship is Love without his wings.
-- Lord Byron
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
-- Proverb
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