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Women Quteos
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. -- Dick Van Dyke For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats. -- Pablo Picasso All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. -- Miguel De Cervantes Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. -- Marcel Achard Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. -- Sean Williamson A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. -- Gloria Steinem You don't know a women till you've met her in court. -- Norman Mailer The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more. -- Colleen McCullough My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. -- Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966) My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok! -- Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook Nigella Lawson) |
Friendship Quotes
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. -- Harry S. Truman There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Anonymous Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. -- Albert Camus Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. -- Agatha Christie Win hearts, and you have hands and purses. -- Lord Burleigh Friendship is Love without his wings. -- Lord Byron It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship. -- Proverb |
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